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Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.
This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.
by bigheadgang January 22, 2019
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Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018
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Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does
Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is
by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019
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Michael

Woah that michael is really black
by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019
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Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need
Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with
by Lil big mike January 13, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020
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Michael

It sounds like you had Michael.
by supersmarts October 8, 2020
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