tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012

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Dumb TV

A television that lacks smart features such as streaming apps.

Person 1: Hey have you tried streaming Netflix on your TV?
Person 2: I can't. I have a dumb TV. I have to watch Netflix on my phone.

by DumbRedHeadJack January 6, 2023

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Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

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prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

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Bulk TV

A descriptive term that refers to television services sold at a discount to commercial properties. Satellite TV companies and cable tv companies both offer Bulk TV programming.

The sat center offers bulk tv programming to installations that need 20 or more TVs installed.

by MDU August 19, 2012

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