perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.
A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure
by SmokeyRub March 16, 2015
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National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
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Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
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the perfect finish

When during sex you both have an explosive orgasm at the same time.
I knew things were gonna be hot after our first time together when we had the perfect finish.
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The perfect man

The perfect man does not exist, however a man that will fight along side you and make sure his love for you is known. He will make sure it's evident in not only his words but his actions and he will continue to put effort, commitment and time into you as long as you show him the same respect. He will not agree with something you do or say but stand by u in public and bring it up when it's just the two of you. He will plan days for you to go out weather that be at a cinema, bowling, going for a walk, a night in with snacks or a picnic. In order for a man to be imperfectly perfect he has to always try for his women as long as she is trying and giving him the same back.Its about remembering the small things asswell as the bigger things.A "perfect " man may make mistakes like noot messaging youu for a couple hours because he's gaming but his other actions will make you secure enough within the relationship to know that it's because he's having a time to himself not because you have done anything wrong. They key word I is not perfect, the key word is MAN.
I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.
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the perfect boyfriend

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.
the perfect boyfriend is finn
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