Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.
by crittersredrocket April 11, 2022
Get the night watermug. An intensely manly film that would be served well with an indefinably large quantity of bbq sauce covered meat at a manly gathering.
by baconarray April 8, 2010
Get the man night classicmug. The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
Get the Night Jerkermug. by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023
Get the Friday movie nightmug. 
by P6FuckYou December 31, 2015
Get the Night fieldmug. a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas
Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011
Get the two night housemug.