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National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr
by George Kittle October 21, 2020
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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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National Kiss a Faggot Day

Mark it on your calendars! August 13th is National Kiss a Faggot Day!
Today is National Kiss a Faggot Day, looks like you owe me a big wet smooch.
by HungGravy January 13, 2022
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National Among Us Day

National Among Us Day is a celebration hosted on November 2nd in honor of the popular game Among Us. On this day, it is practiced to have miniature sussy crewmates drawn on your hands.
This special day is typically local to students in school due to the standard backpacks that are worn, but others may celebrate this fabled day as well.
Numerous jokes are cracked during the day, including, but not limited to: venting, being "suspicious" or "sus", and pointing at various objects and call attention to how they seem oddly similar to the Crewmate from Among Us. Some may even choose to give strange gifts to commemorate the day.
"Hey, did you know that it's National Among Us Day today? I was so sus today. I vented and got voted out of the elementary school."
by Red just vented November 2, 2022
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national nonbinary partner day

national nonbinary partner day is 2 appreciate ur nonbinary partner!
example ; “ hey my love! its national nonbinary partner day , i wanted to say i love u so much and im glad i have u in my life<3 ! “
by 2ou1z August 4, 2021
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Anti furry national anthem

your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says

he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer

furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get

attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session

furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle

of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous

you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood

first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable

to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene

furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the

internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom

doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of

anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've

ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've

catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
by dripping cock May 31, 2022
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National Big Chungus Day

December 2nd is the day we celebrate the first time the phrase “Big Chungus” was paired with the iconic image that is the fat Bugs Bunny. This happened in a Reddit post made by GaryTheTaco. And ever since that day, Big Chungus has objectively remained the pinnacle of all comedy.
Hey, did you remember to buy me a National Big Chungus Day gift this year?
by Oggeenock August 8, 2020
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