(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work
by bribowe March 18, 2018
Dude 1: I don’t think gyms are the most important part of life.
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot
Dude 2: Oh yeah?? Then post physique.
Dude 1: Fine, here it is *pic*
Dude 2: Oh fuck yeah that’s hot
by Piewert June 06, 2024
by savuren January 20, 2021
When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024
Posting Instagram stories for the sake of reaching *one* specific person by publishing to hundreds of people,
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
i put out a gatsby post so she would slide into my DMs but she didn't even see the story
marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress
teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress
teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
by int€rn€t€xplor€r March 06, 2023
That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
by maany January 04, 2024