best friend

one of them gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly

by nimahewo November 4, 2020

Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.

You fucking sand friend

by No Salad December 31, 2020

Toxic Friend

a toxic friend is someone who manipulates you and wants to use you. sometimes for popularity. cliche movies and moms will say it’s because they are insecure and want to bring others down so they look better. most of the time it’s because they don’t like you and want to bring you down. they just kinda want you to feel less than what you are because they think you deserve it. you don’t. if ur friend is mean, bossy, manipulative, and controlling, drop them like a hydro flask♥︎♥︎♥︎

Victim: “she’s kinds mean. she gossips about me, and won’t let me do what i want to do.”

Friend One: “she’s toxic.”

Friend Two: “more toxic than the school food..”

Friend Three: “What a toxic friend!”

by ☺︎︎☺︎︎☺︎︎ January 10, 2021

frogy friend

a title given to your very best and closest friend who understands and shares your broken humor of frog pics and facebook memes; a true aesthetic friendship

made a frogy cake with my frogy friend, might take it to a picnic later

by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Fake Friends

Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.

A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.

Example 1-

Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”

Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”

Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .

by 1cy January 25, 2021