Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020
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perfect four

A 4/10 but she's perfect in bed.
She was a perfect four...
by poopymandem September 19, 2023
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California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California
man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...
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totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd
by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024
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it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 03, 2025
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Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
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Perfect Woman

According to incels and/or simps, the perfect woman is a woman with big boobs and thick thighs and ass aswell as a tiny waist.
Incel: Yooo look at Rebecca over there
Simp: Yeaahhh man she's the perfect woman
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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