Ben

A man with a gigantic shlong for destroying pus. Continually hangs dong on the regular. Requires three-legged pants. Hide your girl.

Ben: Hey hoe
Girl 1: Wow that shlong is really showing today.
Ben: I know.
Girl 1 and 2 at the same time: Can we have itttt??????
Ben: K

by Flufferboy226 April 15, 2021

Ben

A fatty

Girl: ew it’s Ben

Girl2: he smells
Boy: he’s fat

by svvthprk April 23, 2022

Ben

the universes most powerful dog named ben

Person 1: Ben are you gay
Ben: No

by Ben+ March 25, 2022

ben

A warning shout for when one person hasnt accepted the cs:go queue

OI BEN ACCEPT

by NEBBERKANEZZER June 17, 2021

Ben

Ben is always your little buddy, a true homie but mostly a schizo

Jadon:hey Ben

Ben:the voices are getting louder
Jadon:okay little buddy!

by duk the homie March 01, 2022

Ben

Much like the force to a Jedi, a Ben uses ketamine to channel his metaphysical and ubiquitous power to accomplish many things. Most of which involve procuring rare rollerblades, formulating supplements, and rendering unicorns soggy in their under carriage

A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.

Person 1: Did you see Ben go into a K-hole at EDC?

Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye

by Klitkommander666 November 23, 2021

Ben

Infinitely better than Sevilla in every way.

Wow, Sevilla is cool, but she’s not BEN.

by NotBen November 22, 2023