Dirty Theo

A dirty theo is the act of wanking of to a nude over photoshoped picture of ryan reynolds while talking on the phone.

i was doing the dirty theo while talking on the phone.

by The royal sosiety of jokes[NO] April 26, 2022

Dirty Marino

When the racist gets mad at a GTA strip club because he’s thinks the girls aren’t hot enough
Or
When he spends too much time stripping in a GTA strip club

Oh hey what are you doing WAIT ARE DIRTY MARINO ING RIGHT NOW??!

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Shayden

The act of fisting someone who hasn't shat in days and smearing the shit coated hand on the other person's face

"DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A DIRTY SHAYDEN?"

"I know you love it ;)"

by Captain_Crust May 4, 2022

Dirty Owen

When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon

guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

by Bazillus November 22, 2022

dirty dua

when a girl masturbates while reading smut about dua lipa.

"Wanna hang out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm busy doing the old dirty dua"

by dua lipa fan January 2, 2022

Dirty Bourk

A lonely male who masturbates by themselves while crying about failed relationships, usually in a lifted truck or loud car, likely to blow vehicles up due to rev limiters. Loud music and exhaust may usually be heard from long distances.

Did you hear about Ted acting like a Dirty Bourk after his girl left him…what a loser!

by Tnasty0820 January 4, 2022