A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
by Nc Balsistic April 20, 2018
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Get the C. Klopp mug.Nigga 1:Damn you peep that girl over there
Nigga 2:Which one?
Nigga 1:The one in the red
Nigga 2: I see that bitch
Nigga 1:That ass fat huh?
Nigga 2: Hell ya she got the B I G T H I C C
Nigga 2:Which one?
Nigga 1:The one in the red
Nigga 2: I see that bitch
Nigga 1:That ass fat huh?
Nigga 2: Hell ya she got the B I G T H I C C
by TheGODdrew December 9, 2017
Get the T H I C C mug.Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
by dawg99 December 11, 2017
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The doctor informed George that the presence of tentacles while peeing was an indicator of the Heptacochil C parasite.
by Queen Pammy May 7, 2018
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yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c
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