Ghost of the Goon

The ghost of Nautica Malone

"No way bro, I just saw the Ghost of the Goon!"

by GoatedGooner69420 March 12, 2025

Ghost hunter

Someone who likes to hunt ghosts.

I just saw a bunch of fat ghost hunters on tv, stalking that delicious ghost pork chop! While searching for the haunted alcohol.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Ghost

the True definition of a Internet Troll. they have to be taken this way, because you cant reach them. or attack them or get to them. even if you haunt you all over the place with slurs, attacks and insults and harassment, and sexual harassment, and interruption of the pursuit of happiness. and its many and they all do innocent devious stuff that cant hurt them but make you act up and make you commit crimes or break the rules and get ban on the internet or get lock up in prison forever.

do not engage the Ghost

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ March 16, 2022

Ghost Rider

When during anal intercourse you pull out and then jog in place beside your partner, then put it back in.

“Imagine that chicks surprise when I gave her the Ghost Rider last night, she looks back and sees me jogging in place beside her”

by Three3socks October 16, 2018

Ghosting

When someone you care about does not answer or leaves you on read and never talks to you again.

Mooly: Hi! Hru?
Joey: …

5 years later
Mooly: you ghosted me… :( stop ghosting me!

by Gusthebus9 April 29, 2023

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017