carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

dragon ball fan

A species of the Homo-Sapiens. This particular species has about 99.85% of their population not knowing how to read. This is evident when they are presented with such question, such as “Who is the weakest character”, and still choose Goku. The 0.15% of them who know how to read are dumbfounded by the idiotic and moronic behavior perused by the other 99.85% of thier population.

DBZ Macky: who is the worst character
Dragon Ball fans: (chooses Goku)
Me (who is a DB fan who can read): What the f-

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 27, 2025

Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022

[Sad Dragon]

1. A person who has lost something or someone important to her, who he cared about.
2. When a person does not take care of what he has.

You are just like a sad dragon

by RealFelisa March 29, 2018

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

dragon wolf

Dragon wolf is Paul, the most badass motha fucka on the block, catch him in the day blazing the mountains, and at night Drifting the most treacherous mountains known to man howling good squad at the moon.

Look at pscud the dragon wolf poon slayer getting sideways.

by Yusogayy July 16, 2014

Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people

“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”

by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019