bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

Bum

The definition of bum is a person or someone who wears shorts and slides

Yo you look like a bum

by Bakestvall August 1, 2020

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Bum Ass Whore

A person who has many significant others, while mooching off of them at the same time.

"Messiah is a Bum Ass Whore!
Lives in his girlfriends place and still talks to his exes? What about the one with the kid?"

by Newyork22@! January 12, 2024

Ranky-Bum

1. A smelly kid, who never has marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to chill, always "bums" shit off you, like marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to go do sumthing or just to chill with you,

2. An outcast of the group, concluding himself as a smelly, poor kid.

NOTE: The subject that you may call a "ranky-bum" may also tend to be weird looking, ex. (ugly haircut, which would be a mushroom cut, fat wierd cheeks with a weird smile, deep wierd creepy, eerie voice, etc.)

1.JEREMY YOU Ranky-Bum
2.Shut up kid , it doesn't matter what you say, ur just a Ranky-Bum

by Hoody-Hoo April 3, 2009

Bum

A homeless guy who lives on the streets

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!

by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017