Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019

rock jumper

A person who hangs out with, or has sex with, individuals who freely supply drugs/booze to person to compensate for their companionship/sexual acts/ect.

Kat is turning out to be quite the rock jumper these days. She was temporarily residing with brian and doing dope, now she is smoking for free with J. It must be her ass cuz it ain't her face, dude.

by ShiloeWolf December 4, 2017

Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.

"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

by Sugar makes snake proud. May 6, 2018

rock sock

A make shift wrist band, cut from an old sock, worn by guitar players to prevent rashes during prolonged periods of rocking.

Person 1: "Oh man after that show I had such bad wirst burn.."
Person 2: "You should have worn a rock sock!"

by sockrocker666 August 30, 2012

lo on the rocks

crown royal with ginger ale on ice

i'll take a lo on the rocks (at the bar)

by lobeeeeeezy December 23, 2011

Crocodile Rock

A slang for the drug Crack Cocaine

Meaghan:Hi craig, can we meet in front of CVS Pharmacy at 12:00 pm today
Craig:Fuck yes, what the fuck do you need so I can get it ready for you
Meaghan:can you get my bitch ass 2 quart size baggies of some Crocodile Rock
Craig:Fuck yes

by Shaelyn hater March 21, 2021

Rock Atheist

A person with little knowledge in epistemology who mistakenly thinks atheism is just a lack of belief in a god. Popularized by a famous internet who claimed that rocks are atheists because they lack belief in a deity. Rock atheists tend to ignore academic sources and use their conjecture as evidence of their position. They falsely claim prepositions are claims as to twist any argument as a burden of the other side so they can promptly dismiss.

Gary is a real rock atheist. He thinks atheism and agnosticism are different categories because one is a knowledge claim and the other is a belief claim.

by Descartes' revenge March 11, 2022