National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020

National sexual intercourse day

A day where you and your partner can have the most intercourse of your life’s only on a special day...
DECEMEBER 12th

“Wanna have sex on national sexual intercourse day”

by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020

National Roast Sam Day

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.

Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

National bob the builder day

National bob the builder day Is a day were we honor the original bob the builder he was legend and a hero

Person1:happy national bob the builder day

Person2:you to he sure was a great builder and a legend always helping

by Obie-one_thicc February 1, 2021

National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*

-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?

by 9lasshead April 17, 2021

National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.

Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!

by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021