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Mumster

Mumster

MUM-ster

Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are.

Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman.
DEFINITELY not to be confused with the Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny) .

Mumsters BARELY rate above a 5/10 and if you're really a good person, you won't let your friend go home with one.

For example, Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
Coming soon, a t-shirt shop: www.nomumsters.com

Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.
She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
by NoMumsters March 20, 2025
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Mumster

Mumster

MUM-ster

Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are.

Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman.
DEFINITELY not to be confused with the Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny) .

Mumsters BARELY rate above a 5/10 and if you're really a good person, you won't let your friend go home with one.

For example, Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
Coming soon, a t-shirt shop: www.nomumsters.com

Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.
She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
by NoMumsters March 20, 2025
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Mumster

Mumster

MUM-ster

Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are.

Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman.
DEFINITELY not to be confused with the Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny) .

Mumsters BARELY rate above a 5/10 and if you're really a good person, you won't let your friend go home with one.

For example, Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
Coming soon, a t-shirt shop: www.nomumsters.com

Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.
She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
by NoMumsters March 20, 2025
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Mumster

Mumster

MUM-ster

Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are.

Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman.
DEFINITELY not to be confused with the Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny) .

Mumsters BARELY rate above a 5/10 and if you're really a good person, you won't let your friend go home with one.

For example, Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
Coming soon, a t-shirt shop: www.nomumsters.com

Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.
She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
by NoMumsters March 20, 2025
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Mumu

1. Your number one enemy in life, your main opp.

2. Your lady parts.

3. Clowns
1. When I see that Mumu it's on sight

2. Anora shoulda have given Igor some mumu for his birthday

3. I'm afraid of mumus because I watched IT
by A Denn1s March 22, 2025
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Mumbly biter

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. See also bubble biter
Dude, stop being a halfwit mumbly biter.
by GravediggerShine March 25, 2025
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mumzit

swear on you mom's life. For Example if you say to someone mumzit they have to swear on their mom's life that what they said was true
"Mumzit!" - Josha David Dole Williams said
"I swear on my moms life" - Malvin Ly says
by Malvin Ly(Poe User) March 26, 2025
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