meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.

Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.

by Pookasydi June 30, 2008

Kentucky Meat

Kentucky Meat is ground up pork meat and oats. Also Called Goetta, this peasant food can only be found in the Greater Cincinnati area, where the fried breakfast patties are served nearly everywhere. At many breakfast dives in northern Kentucky, people call Goetta "Kentucky Meat."

Trucker: "I think i will try the Goetta, I've never heard of it before."

Waitress: "You can't beat that Kentucky meat, and you sure cant get it past the border."

by BIlly poet April 26, 2009

meat and taters

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

by That's what she said! August 19, 2008

meat rug

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

meat endoscopy

When a woman deep throats while performing oral sex on a man, but not necessarily by choice.

aka: "Throating", "Face Fack"

"She wasn't quite feeling the deepthroat action so I had to give her a meat endoscopy."

by dustinzmann April 30, 2010

ground meat

Mostly refers to ground beef,but could be ground turkey, etc.

We use a mixture of ground meat and bread crumbs in our meatballs.

by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006