Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.
Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
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Cool chick. Smart, cute, and a little nerdy (or a lot if you really get to know her). Loves music and was once described as a “14 year old adult”.
Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, delicious meals, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!
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Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, good food, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!
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Derp 1-Did you see where that lady was eaten by lions at zoo?
Derp 2-yep she worked there and was busy on her phone while feeding the lions and blam they ate the bitch. Total case of Jennicide.
Derp 2-yep she worked there and was busy on her phone while feeding the lions and blam they ate the bitch. Total case of Jennicide.
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