Megan king green

Megan king green is a name for SLAGS !! They talk to so many boys and think there perfect

Girl : “is that megan king green?”
Other girl : “omg yeah !! She’s such a slag and msges so many boys and thinks she’s perfect!”

by Big clozza April 7, 2020

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010

Jolly Green Sanchez

When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.

Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.

I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Green Like Groot

'Green like Groot', a famous quote by Aryan Budooh

'Green like Groot'

by Budooh May 23, 2023

white and green ratio

The white-and-green ratio is a quantitative relation between the amounts of lines of text received in a message conversation and the number of lines sent in response. Green refers to the background color of the bubble speech for sent messages in popular applications like WhatsApp or Telegram or iMessage, white is the background color of the bubble speech of received messages; green is always us, white is always the others. The further the ratio is from 1, the more alarming the status of the relationship between the participants.

“I am very interested in what you are doing, and I feel it would be great to hear more about it. Maybe in the next weeks, unless you are very busy. Let me know how you feel, and we can meet up for drinks” if responded: “Yes, Sure” presents a white and green ratio of 4:1 (where four lines of text received a response of 1 line)
A conversation like “I love you” “Me too” has the perfect and ideal white-and-green-ratio of 1:1

by Girls Pearls June 6, 2017

Make me green

Someone who makes you feel sick

"Kyra you actually make me green as fuck" Clayton said with a vigorous tone.

by Nooie June 7, 2017