Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

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David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay

Woah David is sooo gay.

by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021

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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

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David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.

Gus loves David Mendez very much.

by Gustave May 16, 2019

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David

*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!

Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"

by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021

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