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blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...
That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!
by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018
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Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.
Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.
by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018
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Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 3, 2022
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No anal blow hole

I got hit 1004 times with a no anal blow hole
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.
Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references
by Salty_God May 20, 2024
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Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.
Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.
by Bin rat October 5, 2025
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Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
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