splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.
After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".
by Bikibu July 28, 2014
mugGet the splash canmug.
Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.
Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
mugGet the Bite off more than I can chewmug.
Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.
Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.
by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024
mugGet the As long as you can live with itmug.
An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
mugGet the An Escalator Can Never Breakmug.

Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick
by JohannesVan August 16, 2022
mugGet the Johannes Canmug.

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