phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

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Universal oof

Creates a universe made of oof

Someone said: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof and got blasted into a universe me: universal oof alert by by buddy

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Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.

Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”

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Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.

'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

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Universal core blackhole

The blackhole at the centre of the universe.

'Some say that The Big Bang was an explosion so massive that it tore one of the largest holes throughout space: A universal core blackhole, (aka. The Great Attractor)-located. at the centre of the universe and which has a gravitational pull so strong that all the galaxies orbit it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

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Universal remnant blackhole

A blackhole that was created by a dying (exploding, collapsing, etc.) universe.

'The previous universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into a universal remnant blackhole, which was so massive that it swallowed the entire universe, but fear not for a new universe could be reborn from it.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

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