dungeon ass

When someone's fart is so foul and wretched that it smells like it came from a dungeon.

When Mark L. lifted his cheek in the office chair to pass some gas, he didn't realize it was a bad case of dungeon ass until it was too late!

by ihatecombilifts September 9, 2014

ass shove

1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.

1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.

by StaffelIX June 24, 2015

ass chug

Downing alcohol through ones anus to get extremely drunk. Jackass coined this by asschugging beer through a beer bong into stevo's ass.

Me: Dude wanna get really drunk?
Friend: Hell yeah I'll grab the ass funnel, you get the moonshine
Me: Ass chug ready?
Friend: Ass chug 10-4 over
Me: commencing ass chug

by BUTTCHUGASSPLUNGE April 18, 2014

jasmine's ass

The biggest and roundest booty paired with a tiny wait and a beautiful face.

Damn look at that chick shes got a total jasmine's ass going on.

by Flyfish7653 December 13, 2016

ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Ass Mannequin

1. A silly or clumsy person.
2. A mannequin that cuts off above the ass.
3. A dumb piece of shit idiot.

1. Todd tripped over his own two feet. What an ass mannequin.
2. Did you see the ass mannequins out on display?
3. Jerry kicked my dog. I'm going to clean that stupid ass mannequin's clock!

by Scwib December 31, 2008

Ass Herd

An ass herd is a group of uneducated unemployed people that hang out in a semi public setting at strange hours of the day. similar to beggers but way too lazy to beg for any sort of money as they are still being supported and breast fed by their parents. An ass herd usually consists of several ratty looking people, usually malnourished and poorly goomed, a fat kid that thinks he is tough, and a couple other various shady characters. Typically an ass herd has an extremely small female population. Not to be confused with a sausage fest, in an ass herd the female population consists of some things that can be loosely refered to as women, typically looking as if they just crawled out of a cement mixer full of glass.

Not much is know about the migration patterns of an ass herd or their mating rituals. Typically due to social retardation ass herd members pass the female around in a secret santa like fashon.

Damn Joe, theres that damn ass herd again taking up the front row spots at the local wall mart.

by feetofmeat April 8, 2010