Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022

Slut Taker

A promiscuous man who fucks sluts at any chance he gets.

That Mathew will fuck anything! What a Slut Taker!

by tron_player8 August 25, 2022

Pool slut

A pool slut will do AN-Y-THANG to get in the pool.

A: Too bad we didn’t bring bathing suits, I didn’t know it was a pool party!
B: doesn’t matter if your a pool slut… good thing I’m wearing underwear

by MiaPerry711 April 21, 2022

Simp slut

A simp slut is a girl who simps or has to many crushes at one time or simps over someone straight after they break up with their ex

Alizabeth is a simp slut

Yeah I know right

by Radomrandomdude May 27, 2022

garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022

Egg slut

Someone who loves eggs and would do anything for an egg

Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”

by OfficialGooqle December 10, 2021

slasher slut

Someone who is attracted to serial killers, and/ or would f**k them. They may also be considered a Simp for the serial killers or have a knife kink.

Ex: Micheal Myers, Ghostface, Freddie Krueger.

Did you hear about Vanessa, she’s attracted to Michael Myers. She’s a total slasher slut!!!

by Mental_Midnight19 December 12, 2021