Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯
Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️
by #TankOffdatZaa February 06, 2023
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Played

The act of being the fool All aloung when you thought you were doing the fooling.

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Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%
"Guy: hes totally falling for that shit man i can't believe he thinks he's invisible lol"

The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots

Guy: damn he for real? we played bro
by NaztiNikka March 15, 2022
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Played

Played - (intellectual) is when you are unaware, unwitting, gullible, or naive, and are used, deceived, tricked, and manipulated into believing or doing something that is delusional, has a negative outcome, and/or does not reflect the actual facts, truth, or reality.
The insurrectionists got played, because they believed what they were told. No one ever wants to admit that they got played. He thought he was “smarter than your average bear,” but he was the one that got played!
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played

it’s florida slang , it’s something you say when you miss a opportunity to do something or it means you dumb in a way😭 if you from broward or just florida you’d understand
nigga you played
by deadboytay January 16, 2023
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 10, 2011
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Artificial Play-doh

When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh
Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh

Friend: What the fuck.
by Im outside your window May 10, 2021
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On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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