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Coma Baby

A coma baby is a child (usually a baby) birthed whilst the baby mama is in a medically induced coma. The baby's mother is normally "sleeping" for the duration of their ninth month of gestation (that means pregnancy). Side effects may include: drowsiness, loss of virginity, gingerness, and anal leakage.
Caution: Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while in coma. Coma babies should drive forklifts or any other SUVs of minivans fresh out of the oven
Mother (while sleeping): I'm in a medically induced coma in order to have a pain free delivery!

Coma baby(muffled):Yay mommy!
by SarahAsiaKathleen. March 11, 2009
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Baby Luv

The name of Paris Hilton's newest pet. This time, it is a monkey. It was reported that Paris was lingerie shopping in NYC and the monkey bit and clawed Paris in the face!
I bet Tinkerbell is jealous of the newest pet on the block, Baby Luv.
by ChristinaFL November 18, 2005
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baby maker

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."
by danw December 22, 2003
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Baby nugs

1. a nugget of some dank weed
2. a term of endearment for a fellow stoner
1. check out this fat baby nug!
2. hey baby nugs, let's light a bowl.
by ..-MAD ASHLY-.. July 10, 2007
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Baby Spoon

Matt Gable (mah-tuh-GAY-bull|

Noun
1. Meaning to eradicate oneself of all manliness, dignity, and pride.
2. To bend to the will of ones master, A.K.A 'The Girlfriend', and lose all dominance whatsoever.
3. To be totally bitches.
Guy #1: "Aaron is bitches."
Guy #2: "Agreed."

baby spoon
by aaronisbitches August 25, 2011
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Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!
My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.
by Bishnuu October 19, 2015
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baby-nade

Another word for seamen. Baby-making juice which may be consumed vaginally, orally, or anally by a woman, usually consumed warm.
"Stacy swallowed all of my baby-nade"

"I want to give Shelly a tall glass of my baby-nade tonight"
by d-rub January 2, 2009
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