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Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice
by Freggsmash May 20, 2019
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Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.
“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.
by Offended by him February 26, 2018
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Suffering from sad

Suffering from sad plays on the new definition of sad
by Sexydimma June 1, 2023
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Separate the shit from the krap

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.
My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”
by Pinners July 14, 2019
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postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed
Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.
by jadedlilly March 14, 2014
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Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
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