Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

by chrispytoes September 25, 2022

chris copp

Quite simple and irresistible asshole. You'll love him or hate him either way he will get in your thoughts and under your skin

The guy is a real Chris Copp

by Cobbie39 January 24, 2017

Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.

That nigga Chris is nice at ping-pong

by Notachris November 22, 2021

Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls

I can't believe Chris is at it again.

by why tho ???? December 4, 2023

chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her

my name is chris!!! and abby is mine.

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021

chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.

chris hedges is over their! what a cunt

by chris hedges June 2, 2019