april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021

April 20

National Fish Day

On April 20 you go out and have fun catch some floppers or even slurp fish but make sure you go fishing

by FreddyGobbs April 19, 2023

15 of April

Best day ever.

15 of April is the best day ever because every bad bitch on earth is born that day so let’s celebrate the 15 of April

by pornesianparrapio April 18, 2022

April 25

ICYS BIRTHDAY VERY IMPORTANT DAY

OMG TODAY IS APRIL 25????????

by YOMOMMA119292 April 24, 2021

April 14th

National tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary day.

Hey baby. It’s April 14th. You know what that means. Get the rope.

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

April 19

National set your friend and her crush up!

Your friend: i’m so grateful it’s april 19th!
You: I got just what you want girl

by my psedudonym April 17, 2023