by Alexsmokesrice March 03, 2021
A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
by spicule1 September 19, 2022
Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.
by Ctbayern November 22, 2021
by will_xd May 23, 2021
Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.
by Choochie Man November 23, 2020