by RedMasked July 19, 2022
Get the Red Warmug. A disastrous event that hasn't happened yet, contrary to popular belief but will happen sometime, also contrary to popular belief.
World War 3 may not be the end of human civilization, but it will certainly leave it hanging on a thread.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 8, 2021
Get the World War 3mug. The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
Get the corporate warmug. After long Years of Peace one of the Centepiets stabbed an other Centepie in the back and turned into a Rat. After this betrayal the Centepiet called the Frogtaints for help and the Old War returned with a slight change that there are now the site of the Centepiets and Frogtaints vs The Rats.
by DeanA4 April 9, 2025
Get the The War returnsmug. by CykaBlyat1991 June 27, 2022
Get the World War Imug. A native themed long anal bead is strung in between two peoples anal cavity and the two proceed to clench their butts rapidly in order to slowly pull the beads out of the other person
by Himmy8483920 March 17, 2023
Get the Native American tug of warmug. 