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Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
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Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am
Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking
by glibisgood March 5, 2023
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Sam brault

Julianne boyfriend he friendzoned alice like a boy from da hood
I friendzoned alice I made a Sam brault of me
by Jooging charles February 14, 2017
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Sam

fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ
by Possibly Isaac November 14, 2021
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Mr Sam

our saint and hero. so hot and tall
Girl 1: whos that guy?
Girl 2: oh him? hes mr sam
Girl 1: wow mr sam is so hot and tall
by Gluck Gluck twisty twisty October 25, 2023
mugGet the Mr Sammug.

Sam

Sam is the most extravagant girl who has stunning, big blues eyes. She can be shy at times but she's really nice to be around if you get to know her! She is right by your side, through thick and thin. She may not always agree with you, and she may not be the best at everything she does, but damn she's one hell of a woman. Dare underestimate her and you'll be sorry.
Friend 1: Ew, it's Sammy.

Friend 2: Ew? You must not know her well enough.
by crispycacti December 26, 2018
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

THE ONLY MF WHO IS HOT IS SAM NOT JUST SAM SAM AND COLBY
Sam is so damn fine
by jjmoneyz January 16, 2022
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