Friendship speech virginity 

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

Friendship speech virginity by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

Elevator Speech by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022

niki speed 

speed.

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED niki speed

niki speed by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022

Niki speed 

I am a legend. i am the guy with the 6 pack that is 6 foot tall and i am so pro.

Niki speed go speed

Niki speed by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022

fin speed 

maisie’s boyfriend

omg do u know fin speed
yeh he’s maisies boyfriend

fin speed by awhedodne124 March 19, 2022

GT SpeedRunner

A Golden Trophy Speedrunner is a person that is really skilled and wants to complete the mission as fast as they possibly can.

I am a GT SpeedRunner.
I tend to complete the mission as fast as I possibly can.

GT SpeedRunner by ~koiko~ April 22, 2022

discombobulatory speech 

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

discombobulatory speech by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022