Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Sam Marriott

An extremely sexy, confident, sporty, funny individual. Word originates from ancient Mayan prophecies.

Doesn't Sam Marriott look sexy today?!?

by im not sure really November 10, 2013

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sam

Sam is the most stunning, beautiful person in this world. Their smile, their eyes, all the gestures will drive you crazy. Sam is a flower person. They love art and reading, get hyperfixations quickly, they like analyzing stuff but won't get even the most direct signals, so unless you are brave enough, they will never know you like them. Sam's your ex, your bestie and your crush, all at the same time. Loving nature, their dog, being alone but also comfortable socializing. Even though they don't know, they're really loved and popular. They care too much about other's opinion but they don't let that stop them. If you meet a Sam, never let go.

Sam *exists*
Me: Omg omg don't confess your crush they're so damn beautiful *dies from love*

by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Sam

“Best Boi who be very supportive of everything”

Sam is so supportive!!!

by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020