smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.

Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.

by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

by Razor1126 June 14, 2017

Un-piss off

The act of calming oneself from aggression.

The man had to un-piss off from his aggression.

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart September 29, 2013