Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.

Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!

by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

Ninja

A try hard man child who acusses everyone who kills him a stream sniper

Hey man ninja just died from the storm.shit the storm must be stream sniping

by Jakepaulhater8364648 November 24, 2018

Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time

Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest”

by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

Code Ninja

A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.

This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.

by alejandrob April 13, 2018

Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.

Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019