Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011

Ass Flapper

one whos inner butt hole forges out side of the anus. most likely do to some hard buttsex .

Babe, uh, your Ass Flapper is bleeding again.

by Gary F February 4, 2009

that ass is mine

To claim someone as yours

As in a relationship

Guy comments on his girlfriend Instagram post :
“ that ass is mine” to show claim over his girlfriend

by mydickssmall June 1, 2018

ass carving

1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum

2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison

Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...

by Patrick Moeller July 13, 2007

Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Ass Mannequin

1. A silly or clumsy person.
2. A mannequin that cuts off above the ass.
3. A dumb piece of shit idiot.

1. Todd tripped over his own two feet. What an ass mannequin.
2. Did you see the ass mannequins out on display?
3. Jerry kicked my dog. I'm going to clean that stupid ass mannequin's clock!

by Scwib December 31, 2008

cappacino ass

cappacino ass resembles the symptoms of piss ass, however the difference is when you have cappacino ass its like someone turnes on the cappacino machine.

god damn i was the toilet and it sounded like someone made an express mocha. i must have had cappacino ass.

by cappass March 21, 2009