Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 11, 2020

Mixed Egg

Lacking pedigree; not a pure breed or inbred. Widely used in Hong Kong and Taiwan to describe Chinese "Mainlanders".

They speak Cantonese like mixed eggs.

by t52256 October 20, 2022

mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 23, 2020

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 23, 2020

Abdul curry Karim egg

A weird boy who loves curry and has a sexual fetish for cream eggs

Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”

by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Pickling Eggs

When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.

someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs

by EggPickler469 January 07, 2024

Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019