Cake-And-Door Party

A reception/small party, (often involving cake or some form of refreshments), held when a person hated by everyone in the workplace is either resigning, or being "let go." Everyone's more than happy to "give them cake, and show them the door."

Shane (upon seeing the refreshments laid out): Ooh, is it someone's birthday?
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!

by Dexcab February 1, 2010

Beautiful molded cake

Hot drop dead gorgeous man or woman who seem to have everything on the outside , but once you cut into the cake,
date them ,get to know them, they treat people really bad

and they are rotten and molded on the inside.

I dated that hot guy ,everyone thinks he's gorgeous , got to know him and he is definitely a beautiful molded cake.He treats all women he dates really bad .I regret dating him .

by pinknature July 9, 2010

icing my cake

The act of turning a girl on.

"I like it, baby: you're icing my cake."

by meyk September 2, 2008

rice cake shark

A game played by children in California in which children violently gnash and bite rice cakes. The rice cakes are said to represent surfboards on which an imaginary surfer is balancing for dear life. The children act as sharks trying to eat or destroy the surfboard, and by extension, kill and eat the surfer.

Tammy thought her kids were normal, but that was until they day she found them playing rice cake shark.

by Mister Cancel July 29, 2008

Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lol cake

slang term for hash brownie.

Person 1: I'm starved, pass me a lol cake

Person 2: What ever

by Z{}_+=2$^% September 25, 2009

Snack Cakes

Very loud booties shaped like squares, wrapped in cellophane with or without cream filling.

I be clubbin with these hoes with the finest snack cakes.

by dj jizzy george January 24, 2009