Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

Purple Crayon by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

crazymonkeybuttsex 

when men and monkey do the imposable
they fuck
and have children

i have a bitch monkey

crazymonkeybuttsex by yajyar November 21, 2003

cr4zyguy 

an angellic asshole

whoa man, that was a cr4zyguy!

cr4zyguy by my name is not important May 18, 2003

craxy 

Crazy but you don't know why

I don't know why she is crying, she must be craxy.

craxy by Kamiyn March 7, 2004

meat crayon 

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

meat crayon by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

crazyberries 

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

crazyberries by alex r November 29, 2004

crayoning 

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

crayoning by Ass Captain December 9, 2007