The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
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Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day
American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
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People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence
People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence
Todd: I wish Germany won ww2, than America wouldn't exist to terrorize the word
Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2
Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War
Pete: God you are such an idiot
American-Reactionism
Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2
Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War
Pete: God you are such an idiot
American-Reactionism
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