grats on your blue

A phrase used in the early days of World of Warcraft. "Blue"-rarity ("rare") items aren't as good as purple-rarity ("epic") ones, therefore getting excited about getting a blue item is usually mocked, as it isn't purple.

The phrase is used sarcastically whenever someone gets excited about an easy-to-complete event, an item that isn't that great or hard to obtain, or doing something not that impressive.

Noob in guildchat: "I just beat Wailing Caverns and got my sweet Armor of the Fang!"
Veteran WoW player: "...grats on your blue."
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Newbie: "Hurray, I got my mount!"
l33t raider: "grats on your blue, noob."

by impsythealmighty May 10, 2009

shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

by H9834 September 15, 2008

sugar on your jelly

the act of getting high

Hey, later you want some sugar on your jelly?

by Jeff Thomas February 3, 2007

Chill Your Nuts

When one has to chill and or settle down.
or the process of chilling nuts.

1. Dude chill your nuts im almost done.
2.ooh this is cold

by jabooty January 14, 2008

shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.

Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!

by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008

Pull your ear

To ask for someone's attention

salesman: may I pull your ear for a minute miss?
Girl: Sure, how can I help you

by NOWnLATER May 7, 2015

Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018