Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.

You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

poo-tastic

The opposite of fantastic; horrible

Guy 1: "I'm having a fantastic day!"

Guy 2: "I'm having a poo-tastic day it totally sucks"

by idkperson;) p May 20, 2015

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

POO

A piece of shit

ITS SHIT OK GET USED TO IT(POO)

by ovenmitman May 23, 2019

white poo

White poo is a poo that is the colour white

Boi took a white poo

by Cecetwotwo May 21, 2018

poo-hickey

food that is disgusting to a two year old child

'green beans and broccoli are poo-hickey'

also used ironically, 'ice cream is poo-hickey'

by chazvestite June 24, 2025