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Shit mah pants 

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

National grab under pants day 

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

skip your pants 

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

panorama in ya pants 

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

shitting my pants 

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
shitting my pants by Pasty C April 9, 2019

pube my pants 

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
pube my pants by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019