Ninja

He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M.

Some random nigga: Eyyy bro who's that ninja dude?
You: "He's shit streamer who left twitch and is now streaming on mixer. Also has ego higher than Snoop Dog at 3 A.M."

That's how you use it my friend.

by CreeperFricker420 December 10, 2019

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.

Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!

by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.

Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja

by Bestr4y June 9, 2022

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021