Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.

Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.

by melnusghost September 29, 2025

Ghost With The Most

The catchphrase Beetlejuice often says when he wants to make a grand entrance.

Beetlejuice: I’m the ghost with the most, babes!

by SuAkemi January 7, 2022

Ghost anniversary

the date on which an event occurred in some previous year, but the event is something that doesn't exist anymore and haunts you.

Today is the Ghost anniversary of my first relationship.

by pbsh July 4, 2018

Guilty ghosting

Ghosting a person due to the fact that you drunk-texted him and then you’re too ashamed to make a contact with him again

Daaaamn I texted him I want to be gangbanged, I’ve been guilty ghosting him eversince.

by Xtrzx December 20, 2019

Sailors Ghost Sucker

When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.

I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.

by Doncheadle11 August 15, 2011

Ghost

While one's (such as, a street seller or a stranger) back is turned to you, you walk away quickly, so when one's back is turned back around to return to you, they'll see that you're not there anymore.

A product seller at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino had given me a free iPhone 7/8 Screen Protector, he then was trying to sell me an iPhone Screen Protector for my iPhone X phone. He had turned his back to me to walk over to retrieve the appropriate screen protector, which gave me the opportunity to ghost him.

by TheLasVegasUrbanExplorer January 15, 2021