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Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex
"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"
by Umgowa July 19, 2017
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut butter on the bricks

Having done a good job at something, or having a productive day. (Ex. Man you really put the peanut butter on the bricks today)
by Nutterbutter456 October 4, 2023
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Peanut butter bracelet

The ring of shit left on ones wrist after fisting a dirty asshole.
Man, after my wild night with Xtopher I woke up with a thick ass peanut butter bracelet.
by Azleo84 September 13, 2020
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peanut butter pussy

by michael m May 3, 2005
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rancid goat butter

the result of consuiming to much cum, after a oraganism has consumed the large amount of cum, it drips from the anal gland and down the leg, when sliding down the leg it make have the apperance of butter, but a more green color, also the color of the rancid butter produced from goats
after brooklyn consumed alot of John's cum... her leg dripped with rancid goat butter
by Jonathan Clary January 18, 2006
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butter my biscuits

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits
by Garlico February 24, 2018
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