Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019

Bird Bath Shot

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.

Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird

by HH2018 June 9, 2025

bird

Bird => word

Person 1: have you heard?
Person 2: no?
Person 2: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a bird!
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by This post was made by September 25, 2019

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk

Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha

by Wassysassy May 2, 2021

Bird Brunch

The birds eating the litter on the floor after break time finishes at school.

Everytime i stare at the window, i always see pigeons picking at the litter on the floor and flying away with food, it's as if it's a Bird Brunch.

by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

Shoot that bird

"Shoot that bird" is slang for fucking a bitch and nutting on her. It's considered the final step to having sexual relations with a female.

The term originates in Richmond, VA, but has spread rapidly.

Sure, you got head from her but have you shot that bird yet?

Yall have been together for a while, it's about time you shoot that bird.

by Neutrailty June 16, 2024